Lickable

Let me just state for the record (before I pop in a load of laundry):

Vin Diesel is very lickable. Ohyes.

And:

My ass hurts. Fucking movie theater seats.

More Vin droolage

Oh oh and...

He's going to be in a movie with Seth Green. Seth! And Seth plays a pilot!

(Watch my random kinks come out of a closet and mob me. Seriously.)