Reason #572 I love my job

An email conversation between me and my boss:

Dr. X is having problems with Centricity. I went to check it out, and is there any reason he should have IE 7 installed?

There is no reason he should have IE7 installed.

So, standard exorcism, or should I just burn the computer and salt its ashes?

The standard. Overuse of magicks would be akin to, say, this:

By the hoary hosts of Haggoth
Beside the crimson sea;
I beseech the powers of Eriador
To produce a cup of tea!

Ah, refreshment. But a little flashy, no?