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Here’s a wholesome story I learned today. My best friend has a 10-year old niece whom is big into bike riding. I’ve known her since she was 3 years old, and she’s always had a big love for the Pixar Cars movies, and cars in general, in addition to her more recent bike-riding hobby. Recently, […]

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Highlander II ([personal profile] highlander_ii) wrote in [community profile] fan_flashworks2025-12-01 02:10 am

Suits : fanfic : He's a Wuss

Title: He's a Wuss
Fandom: Suits
Rating: PG-13
Length: short
Content notes: none apply
Summary: Mike's being a big baby over nothing.


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Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-01 08:00 am

The Drink Whisperer

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One of my tables was right next to the stage, and I had an old guy there who was practically whispering to me his drink order. I asked him to repeat it and to speak up three times until I just accepted that this was as loud as this old dude's little voice box could get nowadays.

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vamp_ress ([personal profile] vamp_ress) wrote in [community profile] booknook2025-12-01 07:28 am

Reading Wrap-up 11/25

In hindsight, it seems my November was horror-reading month. I swear, I hadn't planned it this way, but I won't complain. 

Purcell, Laura: Bone China. Bloomsbury. 2019.
I've been reading her books for a few years now, picking one up every autumn. She's a contemporary author, but she writes in the vein of gothic fiction - there are a lot of remote mansions and haunted castles in her books. Bone China features a remote manor on a cliff, an unreliable narrator and the question of what is truly happening and what is actually only taking place in the protagonist's head. Purcell is really good with the psychological horror. If that's your kind of thing you should definitely check her out.

Moreno-Garcia, Silvia: Mexican Gothic. Del Rey. 2020.
This was my first time with a novel by Moreno-Garcia. I felt that thematically, this was all over the place. Apart from the fact that it's horror it also tried to tackle themes like racism, classism, eugenics and mysoginy, but it didn't spend enough time on any of these themes to make it worthwhile. Additionally, this has a historical setting (the 1950/1960s) even though this is never fully realised and you wonder why the author chose to take this route (probably only to constantly talk about the dress the protagonist was wearing, I don't know). And when we got to the bottom of why the house was "haunted" I basically got off the plane - this is a personal thing of course, but I found this rather silly instead of terrifying. What I really liked was the gothic vibes she managed to evoke while describing the house. The atmosphere and the creepy dreams (that only get creepier as the story progresses) were my highlights.

Tremblay, Paul: Horror Movie. HarperAudio. 2024.
Tremblay simply has the best audiobook productions and this was top-notch as well. If you want to give this novel a try, do yourself a favour and consider the audiobook! I can't say that I fully bought into the "haunted set" idea and most of the characters felt flat and hardly realised, but Tremblay is really good with mixed media. There are several POVs and a screenplay in this. But the novel wasn't overly scary or frightening.

Feito, Virginia: Victorian Psycho. Audible Audio. 2025.
As a project this is very well done and successful, but as a book on its own I find it forgettable. As the title says this marries American Psycho to a Jane Eyre-like plot. The language was the most interesting thing about this, because just like in American Psycho the narration starts off very tame and proper only to get more unhinged as the story progresses. I think that progression was the highlight of the novel and very well done. On the other hand, it was riffing off what Ellis has already done decades ago, so I'm not sure how much of the credit (besides the idea of the Victorian setting) can really go to Feito. In the end, mostly a fanfiction remix even if it's executed extremely well.

Kröger, Lisa & Anderson, Melanie R.: Monster, She wrote! The Women Who Prioneered Horror and Speculative Fiction. Quirk Books. 2018.
Let's start this by saying that this is a beautifully done book. It was quite obviously typeset before the pandemic and before paper became scarce and expensive - there's a lot of free and waste of space here and it's wonderful to see a book "breathe" like that. Happens rarely enough. Sadly, this nonfiction read didn't fully give me what I had expected. Yes, I filled up my TBR because the authors truly manage to find a lot of hidden gems. But I had definitely expected more literary criticism, more in-depth analysis. In the end, this was pretty much snorkeling just below the surface.

Doerr, Anthony: Cloud Cuckoo Land. Scribner. 2021.
I only read this because Ben from Ben reads good gave this a glowing review. Half an hour into the (German) audiobook of 16 hours I thought this would be 16 hours of pure torture. In the end, it wasn't quite that bad, but I can't say that the book and I had a successful time with each other. The "hook" - the Greek epic connecting all the different timelines was as silly as the title suggests and had I known that this would fully be shouldered by kid and teenage protagonists I would have opted out before I even started. I just didn't care for any of it. Okay, that's not true. I cared for the poor beasts of burden who died somewhere in the middle - but even that was mostly the author emotionally manipulating the reader, so I don't know what to make of this.

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sgatazmy ([personal profile] sgatazmy) wrote in [community profile] stargateficrec2025-11-30 09:53 pm

Between the Lines by Sholio


Show: SGA
Rec Category: John Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Categories: gen
Warnings: None
Word Count: 6,727
Author on DW: [personal profile] sholio
Author's Website: sholiofic.com

Link: Between the Lines on AO3

Author's Summary: Sometimes you'd never dream of being friends with someone, especially the most annoying person in Antarctica, until you get stuck with them in another galaxy.

Why This Must Be Read: I love this story so much. Sholio hits it out of the park with this story where Sheppard considers his first impression of McKay then follows them through canon and the amazing friendship they are building together. It's sweet and fun. I've probably read it several times because of the humor mixed with just the perfect view of them. Sholio really understands John and Rodney and gets their witty banter down perfectly. I can't recommend it enough.

And! There's a wonderful podfic by Rheanna for it as well which I've listened to at least twice. One of my favorites.

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sgatazmy ([personal profile] sgatazmy) wrote in [community profile] stargateficrec2025-11-30 09:26 pm

Nobody Said It Was Easy by Kodiak Bear Country (G)

Show: SGA
Rec Category: John Sheppard
Characters: John Sheppard, Rodney McKay
Categories: gen
Warnings: None
Word Count: 6,516
Author on LJ: Kodiak Bear Country No DW
Author's Website: Not on AO3, so fanfiction.net link
Link: Nobody Said It Was Easy (ffn). or on LJ

Author's Summary: Sheppard and McKay are trapped in a cave Sheppard reflects on how he got to where he is on his birthday.

Why This Must Be Read: Kodiak Bear Country is one of my favorite authors and she always right a spot on John Sheppard. In this story, she has John reflecting on his past and his choices as he and Rodney wait for rescue. It's his 40th birthday. It's written before we learned about John's dad and other stuff in canon, but it's not far off from what canon decided. I love this John so worried about Rodney while thinking about what brought him to this point. It's sweet, reflective, and a quick read.

Unfortunately, Kodiak Bear Country has all her stuff on LJ and fanfiction.net and not on AO3, but I still think it's really worth the read anyway.



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ride_4ever ([personal profile] ride_4ever) wrote2025-11-30 10:38 pm

Fannish 50 Challenge 2025: Post # 42: Postal Mail from Fen

Thank you kindly to [profile] small_hobbit for the postal mail! [profile] small_hobbit is the first one to send me a card for my "milestone" birthday!
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Lynn | Settiai ([personal profile] settiai) wrote2025-11-30 10:54 pm
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yhlee ([personal profile] yhlee) wrote2025-11-30 08:53 pm
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emotional support fiber

Continuing from the earlier experiment, emotional support weaving with handspun weft:

weaving WIP

Tension management is a mess with this (experimental, non-destructive) setup but I figured I'd at least weave this warp, write this off as a learning experience (I did learn a lot) + disaster-mode "weaving" art therapy, and move on. :)

I also learned that I strongly dislike making very "loose," airy weaves structurally, so that's good to know about myself. I sometimes like them in fabrics made by machines/other people but I don't enjoy weaving them, so I'll avoid in the future!
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Socchan ([personal profile] soc_puppet) wrote2025-11-30 06:53 pm
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Ah. So. Um.

I have just been officially gifted a whoooole bunch of Dreamwidth points to reward as I see fit to participants at [community profile] moodthemeinayear, just to encourage more creativity and participation and stuff. With instructions to ask for more if I run out, and also to encourage anyone who makes a qualifying mood theme to consider submitting it to be site-supported. (And also I'm maybe being informally recruited to be the/an official Dreamwidth mood theme uploader person???)

I need. To take some time to think about how I would award these points.

(Initial idea: One month of paid time for anyone who completes just the Minimum Track, three months for anyone who completes the Medium Track, and one year for anyone who completes the Maximum Track, but like. Given that the community is supposed to be low-stress and low-pressure and allow participants to drift in and out, maybe I should instead do "One month of paid time for each Part/eighteen moods completed"? And then throw in some bonus paid time for anyone who completes the Maximum Track and/or submits a mood theme to be site-supported? Hrrrmmmmm...)
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mecurtin ([personal profile] mecurtin) wrote in [community profile] fandom_checkin2025-11-30 07:55 pm
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Daily Check-In

This is your check-in post for today. The poll will be open from midnight Universal or Zulu Time (8pm Eastern Time) on Sunday, November 30, to midnight on Monday, December 1 (8pm Eastern Time).

Poll #33895 Daily check-in poll
Open to: Access List, detailed results viewable to: Access List, participants: 17

How are you doing?

I am OK
13 (76.5%)

I am not OK, but don't need help right now
4 (23.5%)

I could use some help
0 (0.0%)

How many other humans live with you?

I am living single
6 (35.3%)

One other person
7 (41.2%)

More than one other person
4 (23.5%)



Please, talk about how things are going for you in the comments, ask for advice or help if you need it, or just discuss whatever you feel like.
Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-12-01 12:00 am

Scan Or Scam

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Customer: "You need to apologize."
Me: "For…?"
Customer: "Checking my money. You don’t trust me?"

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unfitforsociety ([personal profile] unfitforsociety) wrote2025-11-30 06:56 pm
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this kid is very impressive

Batfamily

Breathing Space by [archiveofourown.org profile] Imbecamiel
Batman had saved Joker's life before. More than once. He'd probably help, even if he knew. Even if he arrested Jason afterward. Even if it was the last straw.

He dug in his pocket for the signal-blocking case with his free hand. They could track the comm when it was on, if they wanted to. He didn't like to take any chances when he wasn't fine with being found.

Funny, when now he was just hoping they'd care enough to try.
Oh Jason...

Do Your Research by [archiveofourown.org profile] james
2 adorable and hilarious Batfamily stories!

Gaggle of Bastards by [archiveofourown.org profile] Nation_Ustria
Thanks to a magician landing a lucky shot, all memory of the Batkids gets erased from the world.

They decide to make it absolutely everyone's problem.
This is super fun!

ICARIAN CARRION. by [archiveofourown.org profile] orpheusaki
Bruce teaches Robin how to use a grapple, and Dick teaches Batman how to fly. <333 🥹🥹🥹

Mercy Kill by [archiveofourown.org profile] galaxysoup
Oh Tim...*sobs*

Punk Like Punky Brewster by [archiveofourown.org profile] lurkinglurkerwholurks
"I was gone for one week." Batman had swallowed the mouthful of sandwich and now articulated the words like fine silverware precisely placed on a tabletop. "One week. Not even one week. Five and a half days, with drive time."

"Was that all it was?" His ma would have said butter wouldn't melt in Clark's mouth with the expression he kept, all wide blue eyes and raised eyebrows. He took another bite of his sandwich and muttered around the mouthful, "Felt longer."
Batman and Superman catch up after the events of Superman (2025). <3

Turkey with a Side of Stressin' by [archiveofourown.org profile] motleyfam
What should be a wholesome family vacation turns into Tim's personal hellscape when the Waynes decide to spend Thanksgiving at the Kent Farm.

Featuring an impromptu road trip, a packed-out farmhouse, an overeager grade-schooler, and a festive sprinkling of unresolved trauma.

(And pie, of course. There's also pie.)
Aw, Tim...



Crossover

Batfamily/Criminal Minds

false criminal suspect by [archiveofourown.org profile] Dunkle_Nymphen
The BAU arrested Jason after he put Tim in the trunk of a car. But it really wasn't Jason's fault! He had made it clear to Tim that he didn't want him involved in the case. How could he have known the BAU would mistake him for a human trafficker immediately? This is a lot of fun!

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unfitforsociety ([personal profile] unfitforsociety) wrote2025-11-30 06:52 pm

there's not many on this team

The Bear

Five Cakes Marcus Thought Were Bombs and One He Knew Was Fire by [archiveofourown.org profile] gwyneth
Six drabbles about Marcus's search for a perfect new cake to bake. ♥MARCUS♥



Star Wars

Keel by [archiveofourown.org profile] acuteneurosis
Don't Look Back AU - Leia's had plenty of dreams of the Chancellor dying a gruesome and horrific death right in front of her. None of them were like this though. This AU of an AU is highly entertaining and much too short. I could read about Leia and Vader making Mace's life harder all day.



Stranger Things

sorry’s not the word, but please don’t thank me either by [archiveofourown.org profile] ottermo
Lucas and Steve, in the various aftermaths of Billy Hargrove. Oh Lucas. Oh Steve.

Funny & True Stories | NotAlwaysRight.com ([syndicated profile] notalwaysright_feed) wrote2025-11-30 10:00 pm

Hole Foods

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I'm walking into the grocery store to start my shift. I'm not in uniform, so I'm able to pass the customers unnoticed. I see a customer poking holes in some green peppers. They're already on sale, but she knows we sell damaged/past their prime produce for a big discount.

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