More Silliness
Lines I did *not* use:
And then, of course, homosexual erotica gets all the press anyway.
Pfft. Professional goals? I want a steady job that pays my mortgage while I read fanfic at work!
And World Peace. Yeah, that's good too.
And of course, I write gay porn. Pr0n, anyone?
I'm not just in this to be able to sort my personal library with the Dewey Decimal system. Though that'd be nice.
I'm a deeply weird person. You need more of me.
And hey, if I don't get in this year, there's always next year. And the year after. And the year after that...
Plus, there's those nifty letters I can stick at the end of my name.
There need to be more librarian super-heroes.
And then, of course, homosexual erotica gets all the press anyway.
Pfft. Professional goals? I want a steady job that pays my mortgage while I read fanfic at work!
And World Peace. Yeah, that's good too.
And of course, I write gay porn. Pr0n, anyone?
I'm not just in this to be able to sort my personal library with the Dewey Decimal system. Though that'd be nice.
I'm a deeply weird person. You need more of me.
And hey, if I don't get in this year, there's always next year. And the year after. And the year after that...
Plus, there's those nifty letters I can stick at the end of my name.
There need to be more librarian super-heroes.