Bad fan, no biscuit!

[mishaday]

I feel like such a bad fan. I haven't pre-ordered the new HP book, I don't plan on going to any of the midnight parties, and I'd rather be spoiled than wait in anticipation to read it myself.

In any case, I'm sure the book would be made better by adding Liam Neeson and a bunch of ninjas. So would my life, for that matter - I'm sure ninjas could be handy around the house mansion remote castle cum fortress.

(This all of course, is speculation, as I haven't seen Batman Begins, either.)

(And I did not just get nipped by an HP ninja bunny either. Nope. No way.)

Comments

[m-butterfly.livejournal.com]

*terminal curiosity* Is the bunny a ninja, or is it a bunny about HP ninjas?

[unmisha.livejournal.com]

HP ninjas!

Because Harry needs to be trained to defeat Dark Lords, so he treks off to Inner Mongolia or Outer Mongolia or SomewhereintheMiddle Mongolia and becomes one with his inner ninja. Heck, then the whole DA follows him and then they come back and creep around Hogwarts at night in black (only not swoopy black, because hey, Snape's got that covered) and make Voldy eat a little ninja-fu.

Never said it was a good bunny, but it's entertaining at least.

[m-butterfly.livejournal.com]

Oh, but this would make beautiful fanart.

[unmisha.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I can't draw from my head very well. And I think the figure-drawing models would charge extra for having 'ok, now - sword above your head, and freeze!' shouted at them :)