Rattling the bars

[mishaday]

Have I expressed my frustration enough yet?

Gah. Was looking up fares on Jet Blue, as the new plan is to go directly to NY, and have plane-man from Texas meet us there, but I still haven't gotten the go-ahead from Dad.

*wrenches the handrails out of the bathrooms and goes to beat the inspector up with them* I'll show you permits, you weasel-infested half-brained, limp-dicked son of a camel-herder who mistook a sheep for a prostitute! May your ears rot from your head and end up as fish food in a koi pond! May your nose be removed in a freak revolving door accident! Ten thousand curses upon your head and loins!

Er. Ahem. *hand wave* Move along. This is no the Misha you are looking for. Nothing to see here.

Comments

[stone-princess.livejournal.com]

The new Song airlines has some pretty competative prices with Jet Blue...

[zenspider.livejournal.com]

my you are hot when you are mad... just remind me not to actually be the one to get you mad. :)

[sisterfish125.livejournal.com]

I love your rants.
You must post more of them.