Porn Emergency!

The secretary in Cardiothorasic just called me up in a complete tizzy - one of the users had mistakenly opened a porn site and there were naked women running across her screen! Come down and fix it!

I posted a quick note to Hell about how I was going to fix the porn, and why would anyone want to fix porn in the first place?

Except my fingers kept wanting me to fic porn instead. Heh. Gee, you think my subconscious has clued in?