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Mar. 28th, 2003 09:57 amThe questions this week seemed lame. And then I put on my smart-ass hat.
1. What was your most memorable moment from the last week?
Peeking at my site statistics and finding that some wierd google search involving pig, goat, fuck and some other word, will turn up my Horseman Tale in the top ten. Scary stuff, man.
2. What one person touched your life this week?
Ah! Bad touches! Bad touches! Mommy!
3. How have you helped someone this week?
I have concealed from several persons their complete ineptitude with computers. This saved them from the ritual hari-kari they should have performed when they first asked me their incredibly inane question. I also refrained from answering the phone when I knew the next thing I would do would be to hand them the knife.
4. What one thing do you need to get done by this time next week?
I think I need to pee by at least next Tuesday. Or the next thirty minutes. One of the two.
5. What one thing will you do over the next seven days to make your world a better place?
I will stick my fingers in my ears anytime anyone mentions That Idiot Bush or the war and start chanting 'lalalalalalalala' very loudly. This, I think will greatly improve my quality of life.
1. What was your most memorable moment from the last week?
Peeking at my site statistics and finding that some wierd google search involving pig, goat, fuck and some other word, will turn up my Horseman Tale in the top ten. Scary stuff, man.
2. What one person touched your life this week?
Ah! Bad touches! Bad touches! Mommy!
3. How have you helped someone this week?
I have concealed from several persons their complete ineptitude with computers. This saved them from the ritual hari-kari they should have performed when they first asked me their incredibly inane question. I also refrained from answering the phone when I knew the next thing I would do would be to hand them the knife.
4. What one thing do you need to get done by this time next week?
I think I need to pee by at least next Tuesday. Or the next thirty minutes. One of the two.
5. What one thing will you do over the next seven days to make your world a better place?
I will stick my fingers in my ears anytime anyone mentions That Idiot Bush or the war and start chanting 'lalalalalalalala' very loudly. This, I think will greatly improve my quality of life.
