We are amused

Hee! I've been flamed! I feel special now.

I put my Rodent Problems up on Fanfic.net last month, to troll for reviews and mostly just because I could, and it seems half the readers didn't get my oblique reference to Mary Sues.But I digress.

In the story, the Mary Sue in question, a Miss Soo, Apparates to the opposite side of the lake from Hogwarts, and brooms her way to the front door. I thought it a reasonable accomodation for a close, yet not-on-the-grounds Apparation point. My reviewer, on the other hand, had a different view of the situation.

( And because it amuses me so, the rest of the conversation )

I really shouldn't bait the trolls, but no one ever told me it was this much fun!

Sweet Surt's Scorched Scarlet Socks!

Well, I wanted to clear my sinuses. I just didn't mean to burn away quite so many brain cells. Oi.

Note to self: Cannot eat more than one Nuclear wing at a time without massive amounts of celery and ranch. Also, one napkin per wing at minimum.

I have to keep pausing Jeeves and Wooster now to blow my nose. Good grief!