Limericks

I love my coworkers.

Assigned to me by my boss:
Diane dropped her mouse on its head
Repeatedly til it went dead
She's had a conniption
About its condition
Could she have a new one instead?

My email back to him:
I find it remarkably hard
to think of my boss as a bard
it brings a tear to my eye
as I laugh 'til I cry
Next time, just send a card.

Glee!