Golden weekend
May. 13th, 2002 02:06 pmFirst, the weekend. I wrote this long, whiny post on Friday about having to stay up late doing laundry, due to the fiery and passionate hate that Calvin has for my brown wool vest, and reading Sword-Sworn, but then I had to reboot my computer for some reason, and I wasn't that attached to whining by the time I was done. That, and the caffeine had kicked in.
By Saturday, I'd finally caught up on sleep, though it took some trying - the cats love to tussle and rumpuss like elephants on crack at oh-dark-thirty in the morning. By daylight, though, it was wonderful - the sun was shining, Lori was driving us to Portland, the sun was shining, and oh, did I mention the sun?
Normally, I'd park my butt on the grass and play solar collector, but we had to watch Reel Nsync as soon as we got to Hammerhead's (moral imperative, doncha know?) And then Dine showed only a few minutes before the end, so we had to start all the way at the beginning again. Oh darn.
And the boys... they are such incredible dorks. Adorable, bored-out-of-their-skulls, easily amused dorks. I may have swooned from the cuteness. There certainly was much squeeage - my inner chihuahua got quite the workout.
My outer whatever got quite the workout later, when we went out clubbing in downtown Portland. The club was having some sort of anniversary, so there were huge bunches of spermy balloons hanging all over the place. The music rocked, though, and I was quite happy. By about one, my knees finally gave out, and my eyes were starting to complain about the smoke, but I shall have to do that again soon. Maybe even in Seattle this next time around.
I'm not really sure if the cat or the sun woke me up the next morning. The sun was right in my eyes, but the kitten was marking my toes at the end of the inflatable mattress, and it TICKLED! Ah! It was a good morning, lazy and sunny, with yummy french toast, and it segued into a giggly blast at the Chili's by the onramp. Our waiter kicked ass, and even showed us his tattoos. And then, to top it all off, he plied us with ice cream. Someone should saint the man. Or leave another outrageous tip.
I sometimes feel guilty about not driving at all when Lori plays chauffeur to and from Portland and other exotic locales. Not guilty enough to insist and steal the keys and kisk decapitation, but little nagging guilt. I'll have to remember to pay for gas sometime that's not wildly inappropriate - like in the car instead of hours later in the middle of a phone conversation with my Mom.
And yes, I called my Mommy on Mommy's Day. I wrote her a love letter the other day, and she liked it. That's good, because I adore her, and the thing with Kim losing her dad makes me appreciate how precious my parents are to me.
I'll be in Kansas in three days, and Mom's talking about curtains and painting and making myself useful, but there's also my favorite restaurants and the shoe store and other shopping funness to be had. It'll be a vacation, not anything exotic, but perhaps the more relaxing for its familiarity.
Anyway - I need to get my ass upcampus and mail this letter off to Chuckles. Ultimatums about the repairs and the deposit, only nicely worded and only a hint of how much of an ass we all think he is.
By Saturday, I'd finally caught up on sleep, though it took some trying - the cats love to tussle and rumpuss like elephants on crack at oh-dark-thirty in the morning. By daylight, though, it was wonderful - the sun was shining, Lori was driving us to Portland, the sun was shining, and oh, did I mention the sun?
Normally, I'd park my butt on the grass and play solar collector, but we had to watch Reel Nsync as soon as we got to Hammerhead's (moral imperative, doncha know?) And then Dine showed only a few minutes before the end, so we had to start all the way at the beginning again. Oh darn.
And the boys... they are such incredible dorks. Adorable, bored-out-of-their-skulls, easily amused dorks. I may have swooned from the cuteness. There certainly was much squeeage - my inner chihuahua got quite the workout.
My outer whatever got quite the workout later, when we went out clubbing in downtown Portland. The club was having some sort of anniversary, so there were huge bunches of spermy balloons hanging all over the place. The music rocked, though, and I was quite happy. By about one, my knees finally gave out, and my eyes were starting to complain about the smoke, but I shall have to do that again soon. Maybe even in Seattle this next time around.
I'm not really sure if the cat or the sun woke me up the next morning. The sun was right in my eyes, but the kitten was marking my toes at the end of the inflatable mattress, and it TICKLED! Ah! It was a good morning, lazy and sunny, with yummy french toast, and it segued into a giggly blast at the Chili's by the onramp. Our waiter kicked ass, and even showed us his tattoos. And then, to top it all off, he plied us with ice cream. Someone should saint the man. Or leave another outrageous tip.
I sometimes feel guilty about not driving at all when Lori plays chauffeur to and from Portland and other exotic locales. Not guilty enough to insist and steal the keys and kisk decapitation, but little nagging guilt. I'll have to remember to pay for gas sometime that's not wildly inappropriate - like in the car instead of hours later in the middle of a phone conversation with my Mom.
And yes, I called my Mommy on Mommy's Day. I wrote her a love letter the other day, and she liked it. That's good, because I adore her, and the thing with Kim losing her dad makes me appreciate how precious my parents are to me.
I'll be in Kansas in three days, and Mom's talking about curtains and painting and making myself useful, but there's also my favorite restaurants and the shoe store and other shopping funness to be had. It'll be a vacation, not anything exotic, but perhaps the more relaxing for its familiarity.
Anyway - I need to get my ass upcampus and mail this letter off to Chuckles. Ultimatums about the repairs and the deposit, only nicely worded and only a hint of how much of an ass we all think he is.