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May. 22nd, 2002 07:56 amLaurier? Did you know there's a spider in my laundry basket?
The empty one?
Yes. The empty one. Did you give me a present this morning?
A spider? Um. Is it alive?
Yes.
No.
So get in the basket and take care of it. I know you love them.
Get your hands off me, you freak. I've had my petting this morning.
Just play with the fucking spider already.
Piss off.
Fine. Here, I'll dump him on the ground. Look, see?
What? Where? Oh!
No! Don't let him get under the bed!
Ok. Oh! Crunchy!
The empty one?
Yes. The empty one. Did you give me a present this morning?
A spider? Um. Is it alive?
Yes.
No.
So get in the basket and take care of it. I know you love them.
Get your hands off me, you freak. I've had my petting this morning.
Just play with the fucking spider already.
Piss off.
Fine. Here, I'll dump him on the ground. Look, see?
What? Where? Oh!
No! Don't let him get under the bed!
Ok. Oh! Crunchy!