I dream of kittens
Apr. 6th, 2004 11:12 amI had a new house - somewhat run-down, and I wasn't quite sure if I'd just bought it and not moved in yet, or just moved in, but still had to do work around the house. Dru came over to helps me with... something, and then all of a sudden, I had houseguests.
There were a couple of random women who were apparently neighbors, and Tom Felton, and one (and only one) of the twins who play the Weasley twins. I served up tea and cookies and then realized I was missing something - kittens! Where were the kittens? I had to find the kittens!
I found my two cats - Hobbes was shamelessly prostituting himself per his usual, and so was Laurier, instead of hiding as he usually does. But no kittens!
Then I found the stairs to the basement, and picked up eight of about a dozen kittens I had stashed under the stairs. Some of them had been trying to come up, so I attached them velcro-like to the front of my sweater, and then brought them upstairs to my guests. Apparently my subconscious a) really likes kittens and b) thinks teenage actors turn into absolute mush over kittens.
Then the guests went home and I had to go on a kitten hunt before bed. I found several of them asleep under the couch and a few curled up around Dru, and Laurier cornered by a very fierce little tiny black kitten that could have been Hobbes' clone.
I almost died from the cute, but woke up before complete brain-death.
There were a couple of random women who were apparently neighbors, and Tom Felton, and one (and only one) of the twins who play the Weasley twins. I served up tea and cookies and then realized I was missing something - kittens! Where were the kittens? I had to find the kittens!
I found my two cats - Hobbes was shamelessly prostituting himself per his usual, and so was Laurier, instead of hiding as he usually does. But no kittens!
Then I found the stairs to the basement, and picked up eight of about a dozen kittens I had stashed under the stairs. Some of them had been trying to come up, so I attached them velcro-like to the front of my sweater, and then brought them upstairs to my guests. Apparently my subconscious a) really likes kittens and b) thinks teenage actors turn into absolute mush over kittens.
Then the guests went home and I had to go on a kitten hunt before bed. I found several of them asleep under the couch and a few curled up around Dru, and Laurier cornered by a very fierce little tiny black kitten that could have been Hobbes' clone.
I almost died from the cute, but woke up before complete brain-death.