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Orgasm inna bag
Jun. 24th, 2004 07:22 pmFor some women, it's chocolate. For me, the rose and peach hues of the Rainier cherry ill-conceal the sweet bliss barely contained inside.
There's a fruit seller who sets up shop at the roadside just two blocks south of my house. He's my new best friend.
Had an entry from earlier, but it got eaten by iJournal at work.
Some highlights:
The Bible has the first MPreg story ever. Seriously. Adam/God with wee baby Eve. I nearly lost it in class when the realization smacked me in the back of the head.
Also? God is lazy. Creation took seven days the first time 'round. Then he wanted to take back humans, but didn't want to bother with re-creating everything - That's why he shoved Noah in the Ark and made him take all his animal friends. This second bit I actually mentioned in class.
Have I mentioned how much I love my class? We had our first in-class essay today and I even loved that.
I've been reading the Bible on the bus in the morning before class, because my brain doesn't function after 3pm when I get up at 5am. And it feels *weird*. I'd feel much less awkward reading bizarre sex manuals, but fortunately at 6am, no one is paying attention.
Ex-coworker T makes the Baby Jesus cry. We're supposed to send incoming packing slips to the Finance Office, and I found an entire stack of them going six months back. Not to mention the rest of the rat's nest on his desk. Urk. In good news, his replacement is official. In bad news, she doesn't start until August 2nd. Wah!
There's a fruit seller who sets up shop at the roadside just two blocks south of my house. He's my new best friend.
Had an entry from earlier, but it got eaten by iJournal at work.
Some highlights:
The Bible has the first MPreg story ever. Seriously. Adam/God with wee baby Eve. I nearly lost it in class when the realization smacked me in the back of the head.
Also? God is lazy. Creation took seven days the first time 'round. Then he wanted to take back humans, but didn't want to bother with re-creating everything - That's why he shoved Noah in the Ark and made him take all his animal friends. This second bit I actually mentioned in class.
Have I mentioned how much I love my class? We had our first in-class essay today and I even loved that.
I've been reading the Bible on the bus in the morning before class, because my brain doesn't function after 3pm when I get up at 5am. And it feels *weird*. I'd feel much less awkward reading bizarre sex manuals, but fortunately at 6am, no one is paying attention.
Ex-coworker T makes the Baby Jesus cry. We're supposed to send incoming packing slips to the Finance Office, and I found an entire stack of them going six months back. Not to mention the rest of the rat's nest on his desk. Urk. In good news, his replacement is official. In bad news, she doesn't start until August 2nd. Wah!
