I'm sorry

My door is closed (as closed as it's gonna get while still letting the cats in and out,) the lights are off, and my official bedtime was an hour ago. I am, for all intents and purposes, asleep. I may be conscious, but I'm gonna treat the situation as if I were woken up out of a sound sleep.

So yes, I feel like a selfish bitch, but I mind.

I'm sorry.