AAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
He's eating my cucumbers!
That fluff-brained, worm-witted, adle-pated, over-grown moron of a cat is eating my cumcumber starts!
*huff*
<sarcasm>Well, at least I won't have to thin them later - he's doing it just fine for me right now.</sarcasm>
*huff*shriek*huff*