This is not the Monday you are looking for

My ass! She is of Teh Hurte!

See what gardening does to you? I swear...

Saw Constantine on Saturday - did not suck. Wasn't quite Hellblazer, but as inspired by? Woof. Good times.

Did the math on the house thing. I can afford more house once I pay off the credit cards and the student loan. Way more. So I'll suck it up and get those taken care of and just look into getting my own car.

I don't like begging rides, but I'm too cheap to Flexcar it all the time: if I Flexcarred to the movie, it would have been a $30 movie instead of just $9. But if I own my own car, the cost is hidden and I don't balk at going places.

So I'm poking craigslist for ads and my Dad for money (he owes me from Christmas, I'm certain.)

I think my sock toe is too long. Must check that before knitting the other. (I'm doing both at once, so one doesn't end up three sizes bigger than the other, which happened on my last pair of socks.)

Memesheep

Ten Things I've Done That You Probably Haven't:

1. Given a history report in grade school with original photos from post-bomb Hiroshima
2. Trained my cats to use the toilet
3. Cooked a feast for 80
4. Quit a job because they wouldn't give me the day after Thanksgiving off
5. Started swimming at 6 months (ok, I had help)
6. Burnt down the kitchen (and only the kitchen) at the age of 16 - oops?
7. Spent most of a week in Alaska fishing with my brother
8. Moved to Colorado and stopped skiing
9. Spent more time in Nevada too young to gamble than not
10. Been pulled over for speeding directly in front of my high school - and *didn't* get a ticket

Oh! and I almost forgot the one I like best:
Went skinny dipping with the Religious Life Council and the college chaplain. Good Times