More Silliness

Lines I did *not* use:

And then, of course, homosexual erotica gets all the press anyway.

Pfft. Professional goals? I want a steady job that pays my mortgage while I read fanfic at work!

And World Peace. Yeah, that's good too.

And of course, I write gay porn. Pr0n, anyone?

I'm not just in this to be able to sort my personal library with the Dewey Decimal system. Though that'd be nice.

I'm a deeply weird person. You need more of me.

And hey, if I don't get in this year, there's always next year. And the year after. And the year after that...

Plus, there's those nifty letters I can stick at the end of my name.

There need to be more librarian super-heroes.

(no subject)

Oh, and because I was insane yesterday:

*pets the gay penguins*